Parents Leave ‘Arsehole’ Kids Hilarously Blunt Note Warning Them To Behave

Whenever a mate’s parents go away on holiday and leave the house to the kids, there’s always one thing that springs to mind, house party.

That’s just what has to be done given the circumstances. It seems Katie and Robbie’s parents anticipated this kind of reaction, and so they left a few blunt notes to warn them on their behaviour.

Robbie, from Lanarkshire, took a photo of the hilarious notes and posted it to Twitter withthe caption: When yer maw n da are going on holiday n have trust issues.

The Tweet has since gone viral. Here’s what the notes say:

K+R

I love you both very much but lets face it yous are arseholes! I know you both like to try and outdo each other in the who can fuck up the most category so please DONT feel the need to express yourselfs when Im gone. BAD things happen.

KATIE

I DONT want another letter from the council reg anti-social behaviour or a visit from Police Scotlands finest. If you go out please come back! Granny Mo does not want to report you missing in action.

Remember the dog. Yes, dogs need to be fed every day just like you. You are the responsible one (hard to believe). Look after Robbie because lets face it the boys half daft and can barely tie his shoelaces. Life can be difficult for him.

ROBBIE

Remember you have a job you need to go every day (mon-fri). Please inform your squad that our log cabin is not a drug den or a 24 hour bar. Please also refrain from drinking the place dry and I know you are all growing boys but please dont eat the entire contents of the fridge in 1 night. Plants and ornaments stay in the garden and believe it or not our neighbours dont like it when one of your amigos drive up and down the street on their shitty wee dirt bike. I have left money for essentials i.e. bread and milk not DRUGS, GLENS, MAD DUG HOOKERS AND DOMINOES!

If you run out of food phone Granny Mo. She will no doubt bring you a bag of M+S finest cause she thinks yous are sweet and angelic. For anything major phone Granda Sean as Granny Mo will panic. Nobody else in the family nearby likes yous anyway so no need to contact anyone else.

So remember. Kerry, Wull and wee Lewy deserve a holiday free from stress and worry. If you do anything to ruin it you will both face my eternal wrath. AGAIN LOVE YOU BOTH.

Do you think they got their point across?

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/07/parents-leave-arsehole-kids-hilarously-blunt-note-warning-them-to-behave-99371/

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